i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I must be the strongest person who ever managed to get knocked down by a pug.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Randomize
