It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
She bit a glass in half.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Every text my dad sends me is an AA mantra. Might be time to take a look at my life.
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
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