Dude i fell asleep inside of her
thats awesome
I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Boobs are also good for catching the vodka gummy bears that miss my mouth
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Are cops allowed to hit on you if they're in uniform?! Serious question.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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