Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
It was at that moment that I realized I was alone. Alone and drunk on an Epcot ride.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
He changed the password on his Netflix account. The break up is official.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
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