found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
if i get killed by an online date, its your job to tell my parents that we met at church
Last night he was fingering me with one hand to his ear, calling himself 'dj clittles'
Thats what happens when go home with guys that wear shutter shades to the bar..
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
You act like I'm the first person to try and hook up with a blind chick.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
i decided this morning while eating my breakfast of red bull and cold pizza that i should take a vow of celibacy
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
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