Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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