I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
He's Hawaiian. Thank god it wasnt a real American
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
It's so hard to find a shirt to wear out that is easily taken off, cut off my paramedics, but says "I'm a grown, respected woman"
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I'm such a good drunk match marker. You single, you single... Drunk friend meet single boy. BOOM illegitimate baby made!
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
We played 2 very competitive games of Jenga and then fucked our brains out... BEST. RELATIONSHIP. EVER.
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