She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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