You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
That makes the second boyfriend of hers that I've fucked. I'm gonna start keeping an eye on every guy she even speaks to. Girl is my sexual rabbit's foot.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
I was drunk for 3 days straight...well wasted for 3 days with periods of "just drunk" inbetween
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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