Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
So i had sex for a couple seconds last night
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I just inadvertently flirted with my coworker's 20-year old son. I've known him since he was 14, yet suddenly he looked different.
You are nothing if not reliable.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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