I need help removing her.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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