Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Apparently my downstairs neighbors don't much appreciate it when I do drunk aerobics at 3am on a Wednesday...
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
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