My first STD was from a foam party
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
Randomize
