There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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