Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Dude my triple a card is good for bail. This is like a real live get out of jail free card
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
When she sees your dick for the first time, tell her it glows blue when orcs are close
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
His nipple licking is glorious
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