You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
it's like heaven, but drunker
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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