Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
This is the prime rib incident all over again
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
like sometimes I wish I was allergic to latex so I wouldn't have sex with so many people..
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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