that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Hey, what did you end up doing with those ski goggles?
Anything is possible. I didn't even know I was wearing the toilet cover as a hat
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
