I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
I will miss his soup and his dick the most
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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