is it bad that i think of my life in terms of the sims? like when i'm hitting it off with someone, i really wish a plus sign would appear above my head. and when i throw up from drinking way too much, a minus sign.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
You don't make any sense
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I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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