your drunk exhusband is tryin to get with my drunk exgirlfriend. i think its funny. if you still talk to him dont say anything.
we're not divorced.
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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