Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Exactly. Motivated vaginas are the best kind of vagina
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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