Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just borrowed 5 dollars from my eight year old sister. i'm at a new low
do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
You left half a beer on someones car and claimed it was a second day of hanakuh gift
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
i'm only riding in the trunk because they put the case of beer back here..
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
I’m mid 4sum and you’re sending me photos of your cat. We had very different evenings.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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