wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
Sorry I've been a slutty nightmare this week
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Can't we just go back to fucking and having your boyfriend think you're completely straight?
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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