I'm really into asian looking animals
i half slept with him but i still dont owe you any money
Is sexting at a funeral morally wrong?
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Cuz its complicated and I hate complicated and I miss your penis
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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