By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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