Dogs love guiness but it fucks up their kidneys
no. you can't hotbox the world.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
It's fine...I've done worse things to better people.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
foreskin is a definite game changer
No, absolutely not. If you see that cunt, throw confetti or eggs at her.
That's a pretty extreme jump from confetti to eggs
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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