Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
The air was thick with penises
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
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