even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
apparently, "please pick me up from the airport" also means "i got drunk on the flight and need to give you roadhead in broad daylight"
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
they're like a gay fantastic four
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You sent me a picture of you holding a goat then asked me if I would have day sex
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
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