So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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