sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I think people are normalizing furries
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
As soon as he called me 'darling' in that Scottish accent... my pants just dropped.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
