well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
jump out the window naked night went bad
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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