I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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