Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
My penis needs a shock collar
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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