I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
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