How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
We need a shit load of segways right now
I used your vibrator when you were out of town. Now I know why you always come out of your room smiling.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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