Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
...and now I welcome the sweet embrace of death.
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