If she sees it and stops hooking up w/ me then you owe me
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Go tell your boss to go fuck himself because you have beer and doritos and zombies waiting on you
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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