I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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