Non-Jews are for practice
fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
Why do i even want him? It's like his dick is a trophy and I need to put it on my wall of shame.
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
Randomize
