So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
I woke up to him trying to put his dick in my mouth. When I asked him what he was doing he said he was trying to make me stop snoring...
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Lesson Learned this Week... If it seems too good to be true he is probably just trying to get you pregnant.
Dude, didnt you only know that guy for a month and he is demanding offspring?
Apparently, at this age my womb is an early conversation
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
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