I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I woke up while she was taking a panoramic photo of my morning wood
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