we have officially lost it.
Seriously dude, you need to stop beating off to the ellen show, it's just weird.
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I might have beaten my fastest all time record going from "I really really like this girl" to "fuck that bitch"
you were making out with a guy that looked like Fat Albert, I kicked you in the vagina but you didn't stop
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
