happiness is walking an amphibious rodent on a leash
I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
You can't date a girl from every country.
I'm the captain planet of women
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
The only thought that went through my head was "that would be an absolute disaster" so of course I said yes
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
So you completely disappeared from my memory last night at about my 15th Jager bomb. But only you. No one else.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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