I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
If one more person says Merry Christmas to me I’m going to take a pen out of my pocketbook and stab them in the eye
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