ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
I should start prefacing bondage with girls saying "I know you've read 50 Shades, but there is a 33% you're gonna freakout and go home, while I jerk it alone"
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
Randomize
