I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I have the Everlasting Gobstopper of boners right now. It's kinda like a gift from god, but I don't want to spend anymore time with this girl than I have to.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
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