Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
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