Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
we went to the store to buy cookie dough and conditionally went straight towards the booze
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just got a mental picture of us having sex in a trash can.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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