Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
How could I forget your birthday? I have an alarm in my phone to ask you for sex that day.
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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