oh my she just said cum sticks to her dentures so when she blows if they let her she takes them out
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Apparently having him hold an open book in front of me while i'm blowing him doesn't count as studying...
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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