And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
Remember when we pinky swore we'd never feel hungover alone...
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
ED guy's penis finally worked last night. It was a Festivus miracle!
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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