Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Randomize
