My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
An old man just slapped my ass and handed me five dollars while I was filling chips at subway. I feel violated, but that was the easiest five dollars I've ever made.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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