if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
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