So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
What can I say? When alcohol is my motivation, I can move mountains.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
It's either my own vomit or popcorn butter in my ear right now. Banking on the second one.
We made popcorn last night. So it's both
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
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